The Devious State Of Mind

Piece of my mind..

2010-04-20T10:50:00.004+08:00

Sometimes I'm saddened by the fact that some community pages are slowly becoming a battlefield. I know, different people have differing opinions and differing views on things. What irritates me is that they hide behind their monitors and make offensive remarks aimed at some or a particular viewer of their community page. C'mon, just pick up the phone and dial. No, I don't want to know if you have a problem with your neighbour, No, I don't want to know, least do I care if you are having an affair with your fitness instructor, who stabbed you in the back, or things like that. I want updates of your well being. I want to know if you passed your exam, I want to read updates of your success, I'm happy to read if your kids have spoken their first word, it's okay to hear you complain once in a while, about things I and all your acquaintances can participate in. I don't want to know something which I can't be a part of. For instance if A is having problems with B, personal kind of problems when nobody else can interfere, that is annoying.

I don't know, I'm sick of it all. i'll keep on looking and following for updates. Hopefully, things will get better for all of us. Let's hope the grass is greener on the other side..

Salam..

LETERAN JUMAAT

2010-04-16T11:51:00.005+08:00

Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.
-Leonardo da Vinci

I like to observe great minds like Leonardo da Vinci. It astonishes me trying to understand how they think, how they see the world, their perspective of life. Usually they have different views and different ways of seeing things. What lots of people see as problem, they see it as opportunity, always challenging their minds to find solution or to just simply make it work.

It's so amazing to imagine if I can achieve their state of mind. I know it's difficult, but at the same time I realize it's possible. In this era where our lives depended so much on instant coffee and express mail, sometimes what we really need is to sit down and take our time to reflect and try to understand things. But we need patience, which I see lacking in our society today.

I don't know, but I want something big for myself. Something so big that I can smile on my deathbed.. Still looking, searching for the 'big' thing..

Salam...

I Hate it When..

2010-04-14T15:11:00.003+08:00

...people judge me by what they heard about me. I don't care if you heard that I am a nice guy, don't just take it by face value, come and get to know me, that is the only way you will know who I am, what I'm capable of doing and even, am I sane or a dangerous Psycho?..

I hate it when People are claiming to be professional and all, but deep down they're not. Who are you to judge me? who are you to judge anyone else for that matter?.. (except if you are a JUDGE by profession, then i rest my case, your honor)..

But of course I dont hate YOU.. you cared enough to come here and read my state of mind.. I like YOU.. and I thank YOU..

SALAM.. PEACE BE ONTO YOU..

Hello, How are you?

2010-03-24T12:19:00.005+08:00

It's been a long time since I've written anything of substance here. It's not because I don't have things to say, but it's mostly facebook's fault, if you guys know what I mean. Well, today i'll update a little on what happened in my life recently..

On the 14th of February we were participating in a Futsal Tournament organized by our department's Recreational Club. The Tourney was held in KK Futsal Arena. It was so shocking to see the condition of the playing court, it was horrible. I used to play there and it was once a better place, one of the best court, even, to play Futsal. Sandakan sent three teams, 2 men teams (Narkoba and Viking), and 1 ladies team (Blusher). We (Narkoba) managed to get third place this year.

In the evening, it was time to bring my lovely wife, Mayasari, for a Valentine's Dinner. In truth actually I don't like to celebrate Valentine's because I don't believe that we need to wait for a specific day to love and be lovely to our other half (even if we really need to, there's our Anniversary every year), but man, you get what I mean.. we dined at @mosphere.. The food was not that great, but the view sure was, plus the ambience made the whole experience very romantic..

The next day, on 15th February, we went on a trip to Manukan Island. Its a very good trip to ease the stress. However, the little island was so crowded with visitors, both local and international, considering it was the holidays season. But it was a good trip, nonetheless, we had fun.

On the 1st March I was in KK again, this time not for fun, but because we were having State level Enforcement Operation. We managed to round up 500 illegals in a week. I don't want to comment much on this one except that it was a very exhausting week which I only managed to get total of less than 10 hours of sleep that whole week..

In Sandakan we are being given a target of 150 illegals detained monthly, while HQ KK's target is just 300. I'm not usually one to complain but, hey, let's look at the strength of staffs and compare. The whole Enforcement Sandakan combined, we barely have 20 personnel, while in KK, Bahagian Operasi alone have about 20.. so go figure. If we are given the target of 150 monthly, they should at least go for 500 above, but who am I to say, kan?.. haha, in any case I am proud to say, as I wrote this, we already bagged 126 illegals, Who's the man??

Ok i would like to write more but unfortunately my time is quite limited, and I have to say goodbye for now.. Salam and have a nice day y'all!

Sampahkini.net

2010-02-01T10:51:00.005+08:00

Apa sebenarnya yang bermain di fikiran anjing2 kurap tu sampai sanggup menulis berita yang bukan saja tidak benar, malahan penuh unsur-unsur fitnah dan niat jahat. Tidakkah diorang ni sedar atau fikir bahawa tiada apa yang diorang dapat dari benda bodoh yang diorang buat tu selain dari menyusahkan dan memusnahkan hidup orang. Kalau itu yang diorang mau buat, bagus kamurang pigi mati la.. sebab manusia macam kamurang ni tiada nilai satu sen pun. Kalau mau tulis berita 'sensasi' pastikan ada juga bukti dan pastikan kesahihannya.. kalau setakat mau main tulis barang yang sedap mata dan siok sendiri membaca, dengan niat mau mislead pembaca dan memburukkan jabatan2 kerajaan di mata umum, kamurang fikir tiada balasan ka tu?..

Bodoh betul, cubalah kamu datang face to face kunun, bertumbuk dulu kita, kalau rasa lagi hebat bertetak pun bulih..kalau setakat kamu tu kasi berlapis lagi satu keluarga kalau mau.. Jahanam la kamu!

How Money Works (The Money Scam)

2010-01-14T11:48:00.003+08:00

How did this thing with paper money all start? Where and when did banks come into the picture?

Those are two questions not many people ask themselves, but should. The history of paper money is pretty interesting, and in a perspective it is easy to see who gains from the money system and who doesn’t. Already before I start explaining the phenomenon of money I can reveal, as you already may have suspected, that the gainer is not you!

Money is an illusion; and even more so in the electronic age. The fact is that you work your whole life for money that doesn’t actually exist. But as long as the illusion is still put there, the system works. The problem is that people like you and I are working hard, often for low pay, while the only ones that benefit are the bankers.

So how does it work? Well, if you have $1,000, you can go ahead and lend it to someone. If a bank has $1,000, it can lend up to ten times that amount and charge interest on it. This means there is only $1,000 in actual, physical money, but somehow, like magic the bank is now owed over $10,000. Where did the rest of the money come from? From an illusion that the bank created. The $9,000 plus are not covered by anything; this money doesn’t exist, and never did. So if all people and businesses in the country would take out all their money from their banks at the same time, the banks would not only end up with a zero balance, but in huge negative. They would go bankrupt in a second, because the real money in the banks is just a fraction of what the bank has in circulation, by charging interest on money that is non-existent.

When a person or a Company borrows money from a bank, the bank does not print new notes, or mint new coins. The clerk just types figures into a computer screen and the loan is set up! From that very moment, you are legally bound to repay back the bank what never existed initially. The lie is that the figures on the computer screen represent the value of gold and/or silver. If this is true, does the bank have a big stock of gold and silver somewhere that covers all the money they are lending to people? The answer is no! The paper money and the computer digits are just an illusion created by the Bankers to create money out of nothing, which makes their own wealth grow exponentially, and help them gain control over people and society, as the bankers are also borrowing money to the government and charging interest, which puts the government in debt. The extension of this is that the bankers actually control the state as long as they can keep the government in debt. Theoretically, they can tell the government to pay them back in a specific amount of time, and if the government can’t do that (because they don’t have the money to pay off the interest) the banks can give them an ultimatum that suits their purpose. Therefore, the REAL power is with the International Bankers. It is the illusion of money that rules the world.

What happens when you can’t pay back the amount of money that does not exist and never existed? Well, the bank can take legal actions and come and take your belongings until you have paid back the amount you owed (and yet never owed), including interest that was never backed up by anything real.

If a criminal falsifies bank notes and spreads them around, it is a crime, and if he is caught he will go to jail. On the other hand, this is what the banks are doing on a daily basis; in huge quantities. The criminal is creating money out of nothing and he is penalized; the bankers are creating money out of nothing and they call it banking.

A Brief History of Banknotes
The first recorded use of paper money was in the 7th century in China. However, the practice did not become widespread in Europe for nearly a thousand years.
In 1694 the Bank of England was established and almost immediately started to issue notes in return for deposits. The crucial feature that made Bank of England notes a means of exchange was the promise to pay the bearer the sum of the note on demand. This meant that the note could be redeemed at the Bank for gold or coinage by anyone presenting it for payment.
These notes were handwritten on Bank paper and signed by one of the Bank’s cashiers. They were made out for the precise sum deposited in pounds, shillings and pence.
During the 18th century there was a gradual move toward fixed denomination notes which by 1745 were being part printed in denominations ranging from £20 to £1,000. In the latter half of the century gold shortages caused by war and revolution led to the production of £10, £5, £2 and £1 notes.

The first fully printed notes appeared in 1855 relieving the cashiers of the task of filling in the name of the payee and signing each note individually. The phrasing “I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of ...” was introduced at this time and remains to this day.
In 1833 the Bank’s notes were made legal tender for all sums above £5 in England and Wales.

Time for thought
Wake up to the illusion. And that’s all it is. This money scam has been in operation since ancient times. Just be aware of what is happening around you. Take an interest in what ‘governments’ and ‘politicians’ are up to. Don’t kill yourself for digits on a computer screen.

Understanding Money & Bankers Scam

2010-01-11T13:57:00.003+08:00

One of the last things John F. Kennedy did before he was assassinated was declare his intention to reform the central banking system of the United States. No connection between these two events?

United States Congressman Louis McFadden, Chairman of the House Banking and Currency Committee from 1927-33, opposed the Federal Reserve System. There were three reported attempts on his life before he finally died of "heart failure." Here's what he said about the Federal Reserve from the floor of Congress:

"Mr. Chairman, we have in this Country one of the most corrupt institutions the world has ever known. I refer to the Federal Reserve Board and the Federal Reserve Banks, hereinafter called the Fed. The Fed has cheated the Government of these United States and the people of the United States out of enough money to pay the Nation's debt. The depredations and iniquities of the Fed has cost enough money to pay the National debt several times over.This evil institution has impoverished and ruined the people of these United States, has bankrupted itself, and has practically bankrupted our Government. It has done this through the defects of the law under which it operates, through the mal-administration of that law by the Fed and through the corrupt practices of the moneyed vultures who control it."

And here is another good one:

"I am afraid that the ordinary citizen will not like to be told that banks can and do create money...And they who control the credit of the nation direct the policy of Governments and hold in the hollow of their hands the destiny of the people." - Reginald McKenna, past Chairman of the Board, Midlands Bank of England.

The Banks Lend 70 Times Their Capitals. The banks do not lend the money of their depositors - they create the money that they lend

This 'licik' way for the private banks of creating new money goes back to the Middle Ages, when gold was the only form of money. Those who owned gold, for fear of being robbed, deposited this gold in the strong-rooms of the goldsmiths, who gave gold owners receipts for the gold they kept for them in their vaults. So, instead of paying in gold when they purchased goods, these individuals paid with the receipts they had received from the goldsmiths, which proved that they had gold in the goldsmiths' vaults. The one who was paid with these receipts was thus becoming the new owner of the gold kept in the goldsmith's vault, and was free to go and withdraw this gold any time from the goldsmith.The goldsmith noticed that most of the people preferred to exchange receipts instead of going to the goldsmith and withdraw their gold. For example, for one person who actually came to the goldsmith and ask for his gold, ten people did not come, preferring to exchange the receipts issued by the goldsmith. The goldsmith soon realized that he could thus issue, without risk, ten times more receipts than he had actual gold in his vault. As long as the same ratio of people did not show up at his place and ask for their gold, the goldsmith could go on with his confidence trick, but if all of his customers show up and want their gold back, the whole system collapses, and the fraud is unveiled: the goldsmith cannot repay them all, since there is ten times less gold than he pretended to have in his vault! Today's private banks operate exactly the same way. They noticed that for one person who came to the bank and wanted to be paid in cash (paper money), about ten people only transfer figures from one account to another one, without using any cash. (Today, over 95% of our nation's monetary transactions are done by cheque, and less than 5% by cash.) This is what allows the banks to lend more money than they actually have. For example, with RM1 million in cash reserve, a chartered bank can lend RM10 million in credit, or bookkeeping money (not paper money, but figures written in bank accounts). The only restraint to this creation of credit is the fear that too many people show up to the bank and ask to be paid in cash, since the bank could only repay in cash about one consumer in ten. One of the ways for the banks to protect themselves against such a possibility is to encourage depositors to leave their money at the bank as long as possible, by paying higher interest in fixed deposits, which are tied up with a bank for one, two or three years.

Seventy Times
Over the recent years, the use of cheques or bookkeeping money has increased significantly, and the bankers can thus create a larger percentage of bookkeeping money. For instance, for the third quarter of 1995, the Canadian chartered banks held $3.1 billion in cash, and lent, for the same period, $216 billion (non-mortgage loans) - seventy times the amount of cash they actually held! Until a few years ago, according to the Canadian Bank Act, the minimum reserve required in cash was 4%, but in December, 1991, the Federal Government enacted a new version of the Bank Act, which stated that as of January, 1994, the primary reserve in the form of cash that a chartered bank has to maintain is nil, zero!In other words, chartered banks are no longer limited by law in creating credit. The only limit is the fact that some bank customers still want to be paid in cash. So, one can easily understand why banks do everything they can to eliminate the use of cash, by encouraging the use of debit cards, direct payment, to eventually eliminate all cash in circulation. They promote the existence of only one kind of money - electronic money. The citizens of our country must do their utmost to prevent the elimination of cash, for it the bankers' wish comes true and there is no more cash, it would be the greatest swindle in the history of our nation, and it would give the banks absolute control over the economy and every individual. Get it?..

Broadening our perspective of the world we live in: Money - Do you really understand what it is?

2010-01-08T15:37:00.004+08:00

What is money? The simplest answer is: "an illusion". When you've finished this entry, you'll realize that:

1.Money, at least in its current form, has no value.

2.Our current "financial system" is a carbon-copy of previous financial systems which are proven failures. These systems generate large amounts of "money" for the short-run, but in the long-run the nation is ruined.

Three types of money

It is generally considered, by writers on the subject, that there are three basic types of money in the world:

Type 1: "Real" wealth, usually measured in gold and silver,

Type 2: Pieces of paper which claim to represent real wealth (i.e., bullion-backed paper money such as gold & silver certificates, etc.), and

Type 3: pieces of paper which represent nothing at all, but which an oppressive government will force you to accept as "money" (called "fiat" money).

As a general rule, type 1 economies are healthy and prosperous. I didn't say "trouble-free"! No system of any sort in this world is "trouble-free".

As a general rule, type 2 economies are associated with fraud, since the obvious first purpose of pretending that pieces of paper are "money" is to have the possibility of creating the illusion that there's more "money" than there really is.

Type 3 economies are associated with theft, because the disappearance of all the bullion invariably means that it's been stolen or misappropriated.

We are now irreversibly entrenched in type 3; namely, pieces of paper which represent nothing at all. What does this mean? It means that our complete net worths can be erased any minute of any day. And I can assure you, they will be before long.

There is a day of reckoning coming, when you will wake up to find that your life savings have been devalued, and that you've become worthless.

..to be continued.. penat geng..

Illuminati- Overview of what's happening to the world and us..

2010-01-08T12:34:00.002+08:00

Introduction

This whole thing with the Illuminati and a Shadow Government may be unreal to many people, but stay with me for a while and give it a chance. I encourage you to read this introductory, over-viewing article before you read anything else from this blog, unless you are already familiar with the Illuminati. Even then it would probably be refreshing to read it. This article is exactly just that - an overview.

The evidence and in depth discussions to support my information is not going to be provided in this particular article; it only summarizes what is discussed on the rest of the topic (later). So after you have finished reading this overview, you need to set up foryour own further research.

I believe you will have enough information on to get the whole picture of what is going on and who is pulling the strings, so if you look at it with an open mind, I think that after a while you will have little doubt that the Shadow Government, a Global Elite, is trying to create a malevolent World Government above our heads, and they are just about to succeed!

These are not some paranoid conspiracy theories, like some people want you to believe, but facts backed up by evidence and even admitted by some of the peopleas being behind the plot. Much of it is therefore already in the open if we have eyes to see and ears to hear.
I am not trying to convince you that I have the whole picture to present to you, but I do say that I am very certain that an agenda to control the whole world and create a One World Government, an old goal for these people, is about to be completed, and it's bound to happen in YOUR lifetime.

Most of us agree that something is very wrong with this world. Civil wars, diseases, famine, ethnic cleansing, religious wars, different violations of human rights ... the list is long and it just goes on. Are all those bad conditions totally separated from each other, or do they have a common source?

All I ask from you is to think for yourself and have an open mind. Throw away everything "you've been told", things "you've learnt in school", what you've "heard on the radio", what you've "seen on Television", what "politicians have told you" etc. - just for a moment. Let's start thinking for ourselves for just awhile. It's not too often we have that opportunity when we on a daily basis are bombarded with information and propaganda wherever we are. We are constantly fed with opinions, bad news and lies, and there are tons of untold secrets. Life is hectic; we have to earn a living, and we are afraid to be laid off work. Our survival is threatened constantly, at least that's how it seems, and this is primarily occupying our thinking these days. So what is it that causes so much fear and uncertainty in our lives? Is life really this threatening, or is somebody creating a condition of fear and terror on purpose? Much of this fear and terror is spread through Media, which are owned by a few people at the very top of the society, whom I sometimes call the "Puppet Masters" or the "Brotherhood". And those people have their very own dark agenda.

The Illuminati (not to be confused with the Bavarian Illuminati) is a very secretive group of occult practitioners who have been around for thousands and thousands of years and are using the Jewish Cabala as one of their guidelines to oppress the rest of the population. It is not a boys' club or a group of adults trying to get some excitement in life; this is something much bigger and much more sinister. It is an extremely well structured organization consisting of people in very High Places. Those people are the Super Wealthy, who stand above the law. Many of them don't even appear on the list of the wealthiest people in the world - they are that secret. What is driving them is power, money and control over life and death of others and themselves.

This article has a certain purpose. First of all I will try to brief you on the current scene, especially the political one, in the world of today. This is the truth about politics and world affairs, which you will never know about by reading newspapers, watch TV or listen to the radio. I will try to comment on important things we are fed with through different Media outlets and explain or debate them. All this based on the facts I am going to give you soon. Secondly, I will try to show you what is the ultimate goal for these people and how to fight this evil in a very effective way, without using any violence or weapons of any kind. Yes, that IS possible and actually the only way! When you've studied this some more, you will understand too.
But to understand it all, you have to be briefed on what is going on behind the scenes on this planet and beyond, the version you were never meant to hear - the truth certain people don't want you to know.

The Illuminati

The word Illuminati means 1. People claiming to be unusually enlightened with regard to a subject. 2. Illuminati Any of various groups claiming special religious enlightenment. Latin illmint, from pl. of illmintus, past participle of illminre, to light up.

These definitions are taken from "The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language".
Like the definitions tell us, any group which considers itself "enlightened" could rightfully call themselves the Illuminati. This is also the case! If you google "The Illuminati", you will find quite a few groups claiming this name. It can be confusing, so before we continue, I want to make very clear that the Illuminati we are discussing here is NOT a benevolent secret society who wants to bring peace and harmony to this world by helping to bring back freedom to the people. I know such a benevolent group exists and also happens to call itself "The Illuminati", so I apologize if some people will mix up the different groups. The Illuminati I am exposing here is the super-rich Power Elite with an ambition to create a slave society!

The Illuminati are the top players on the International playground, basically belonging to the thirteen of the wealthiest families in the world, and they are the men who really rule the world from behind the scenes (yes, they are mostly men, with a few exceptions). They are the REAL Decision Makers, who make up the rules for presidents and governments to follow, and they are often held from public scrutiny, as their action can't stand scrutiny. They are connected by bloodlines going back thousands and thousands of years in time, and they are very careful keeping those bloodlines as pure as possible from generation to generation. The only way to do so is by interbreeding. That is why you so often see royalties marry royalties, for example. Their parents decide whom their children should marry.

Their power lies in the occult, (magic rituals) and in economy - money creates power. The Illuminati own all the International banks, the oil-businesses, the most powerful businesses of industry and trade, they infiltrate politics and education and they own most governments - or at the very least control them. They even own Hollywood and the Music Industry.

An good example is the American election for presidency. It is no secret that the candidate who gets the most sponsorship in form of money and positive Media coverage wins the election, as this gives the power to "un-create" the opposed candidate and effectively promote the candidate who will follow the plans of the Illuminati. Media, knowing how to manipulate ignorant people, can easily steer an election in a desired direction so the candidate that's been selected by the Illuminati wins. More often than not, it is the candidate with the 'purest bloodline' and who is the most corrupt that will be chosen for the job. The Illuminati put in top positions people who they know have a dark past, so they can be easily controlled. If these appointed people, who are promised fame and fortune if they follow the rules, are breaking the same rules, the Puppet Masters can easily get them back in line by threatening to put their dirty laundry out to dry in public. If that doesn't help, the person will end up like John F. Kennedy and others.

More often than not the Illuminati sponsor both sides to have a game to entertain the ignorant public. They decide who will be the next president, and they see to that their man wins, even if they have to cheat like they did in Florida when President George W Bush "won" over Al Gore. Even if their pre-elected candidate for some reason can't win and the other candidate does, they just go to Plan B, which is very well structured and prepared before hand, should this happen. So basically, no matter which candidate wins the race, THEY win. They control both the Democratic and Republican parties in the USA. Most president campaigns are financed with drug money, which is understandable when you understand that the Illuminati run the drug trade industry as well (more about this later). Elections are really not necessary, but they let us vote so we can have a game, and by letting us do so, they pretend to follow the USA Constitution. It gives us an illusion of choice.

But isn't the President running the game? Not the least. Think of the President as the CEO of big corporate America. He is the decision maker as long as he is following the polices of the company. If he should have own ideas how to change things, he needs approval from the real owners of America Inc., which is the Hidden Hand, the Illuminati. The power is not with the politicians, but with the Illuminati, whose top players, as far up in power as we can confirm, are mostly of a Sectarian Jewish Elite, who in modern time use Zionism as a tool to create a Jewish State in Israel with Jerusalem as their Capitol. Zionists are not to be confused with the common Jews, who have nothing to do with this treason against humanity. Soon enough you will see that you don't even have to be a Muslim to realize that the Quran Prophecies anticipating 'One-Eyed Dajjal' and the "End of the World as we now it" are actually unfolding right before our eyes!

The leading candidates for Presidency are carefully chosen from the occult bloodlines of the thirteen Illuminati families, and if we research all the Presidents of the United States from the beginning and up to present time, we will find that almost all of them are of the same royal bloodline, and they are all "family"; related by ancestry and family trees. Royalty is equivalent to the Illuminati. We have heard a lot about this during presidential campaigns lately, where mass media have revealed the family ties between the candidates and also showed how a certain candidate is of royal blood.

The Illuminati have "six disciplines of training" within their Family. These are:
1. Military2. Government3. Spiritual4. Scholarship5. Leadership6. Science
Each member is schooled extensively in all of them from early childhood. Like an Illuminati member said: "With the addition [to the above six disciplines] of a complicit Media machine and ownership of your Financial establishments, all bases are covered."
One thing I want to make clear here is that any person can join a secret society if you are accepted, but no one can join the Illuminati. You are born into it and have to be of the right bloodline. Greedy and evil people join their agenda for power and money, but they can't join the Illuminati itself. Important distinction.

So what is the true goal of the Illuminati? The main goal is to create a One World Government, with them on top to rule the world into slavery and dictatorship. George Bush Sr. and a few other major players like Mikhail Gorbachev and Gordon Brown have openly called for a New World Order, which is referring to this One World Government. In fact it's nothing new with the New World Order, it's the same Old World Order that has always been in place. The only difference is that now they want to put the crown upon the head of their World Dictator, and with that their mission is completed; the Battle of Planet Earth is won!

This is a very old goal of theirs, and to understand it fully, one must realize that this goal isn't of a kind that's supposed to be obtained within one lifetime; it has been a goal that slowly is to be reached over a long period of time. However, they have accomplished more in this direction during the last few decades than they have done in hundreds of years, due to the Industrialization and the Information Technology Era. Their immediate task is to lower the living standard of the developed countries, like the United States and Europe, to a low enough level so the government can more easily control their people (you can see this happening). The living standard in the third world countries will then increase to the same low level that is planned for the developed countries, so that it all evens out. To be able to accomplish a "New World Order", the living standard must be similar all over the world - they want a uniform world to rule over. We can see this goal slowly being reached right before our eyes.

This goal has been planned away from the public, in secrecy within Secret Societies. Most Secret Societies with secret grades of initiation are these days controlled by this malevolent Illuminati cabal, and Freemasonry is perhaps the best known of them all. Although Freemasonry and a few other secret societies were not created by the Puppet Masters, they have been infiltrated over time and there are very few unique ones left that are actually working against the Power Bloodlines. The Elite that controls the societies and the Illuminati are occultists and black magicians. They say their God is Lucifer, "The Light Bearer", and by occult practices they manipulate and influence the masses. Although branches of the Illuminati are Gnostic in nature and claim to acknowledge Lucifer as the Head of the Game, even that seems to be a deception. With time and after years of research, I've come to understand that Lucifer is not equivalent to Satan, but they are two different entities. The REAL power behind the Brotherhood is therefore not Lucifer, but Satan himself! Hence, it is correct to refer to this cabal as being Satanists and not Luciferian. It doesn't matter if you and I believe in this or not, as long as they do. And they take it very seriously.

It's a breath-taking thought that this planet, as a matter of fact, is run with Black Magic - a planet where magic is not supposed to exist at all in any shape and form, except in the movies and in books, and if somebody tells you it does exist, he/she will most certainly be ridiculed. After people have watched movies like "Lord of the Rings" they wish there was more magic in their lives; little do they know...

From the occult, science, mind control and Intelligence have developed. By taking over the Movie Industry, the Record companies, and by their control of the Fine Arts, they know how to influence the teenagers to dance to their tune and accept their kind of reality. This makes sense if you look at what kind of "entertainment" we are enforced to enjoy. If you doubt it, just look at what influence the modern music has on the kids; it's not uplifting and doesn't have love and compassion as its end product. It promotes darkness, not light. And I am talking about the overall effect, not individual artists, whom on rare occasions may release something positive.

In fact, the music the teenagers have to listen to is often totally without quality and lead many of them into "robotism", apathy, violence and drugs. It's also used for mind control, as we shall see later. Real quality music is rejected by the big record companies in favor for those with lack of talent. Since Black Sabbath in the beginning of the 70:s and the Rolling Stones before them, Satanism (magic and black magic) has been promoted through the music industry. Many groups followed on the same track and have always been Hard Sale and heavily promoted and distributed. Ozzy Osbourne is still going strong as is his buddy, Marilyn Manson.

The same thing goes with Hollywood, which is also controlled and created by the Jewish branch of the Illuminati and the Mafia (same Masters). The "E.T"-movies, Dooms Day films and catastrophe-movies all align with the purpose to influence us in certain directions, as we shall see later in this article. Occult movies have also been made popular by Walt Disney and others to influence our children. All to prepare for days to come. Still, for those with eyes to see and ears to hear, there is a lot to learn from the Hollywood movies. The Brotherhood loves to put the truth out there in plain sight in form of symbolism and coded messages. Those with the knowledge to interpret it will be able to get the message. The rest of the population only see an entertaining movie played out in front of them. They miss the whole point

I told you above that the men who control the Illuminati are members of thirteen wealthy families. Who they are has always been a well hidden secret, and the leadership has gone from man to man over generations. Nevertheless, no secrecy is kept forever, and sooner or later there will be leaks, so also in this case. Not many people knew who these families are exactly, but quite recently this has become known, due to people from the Illuminati who have left the Order and revealed the most remarkable information. So here are the names of the 13 Families;

1. Astor
2. Bundy
3. Collins
4. DuPont
5. Freeman
6. Kennedy
7. Li (Chinese)
8. Onassis
9. Rockefeller
10. Rothschild
11. Russell
12. van Duyn
13. Merovingian (European Royal Families)

The following families are also interconnected with those above:

1. Reynolds
2. Disney
3. Krupp
4. McDonald

Secret Societies with ties to the Global Elite

The Secret Societies have been present in the history of man for a very long time. It all started thousands and thousands of years ago with the "Brotherhood of the Snake", a secret society that goes back all the way to the time of Garden of Eden and old Sumer.
Most secret societies have been created with a purpose to keep hidden, spiritual knowledge away from the masses, to be shared only by a selected few of the Power Elite, who have generationally ruled over mankind behind the scenes since ancient times.

George Carlin, the late comedian, described it very well when he talked about an Exclusive Club ruling over us, and we are not in it. Don't think for a second that people who have reached the top in society, whether it is in science, politics, music and art, Hollywood, banking or whatnot, have done so merely because they were smart, had talent and/or high intelligence. No, they had access to hidden information that common people don't have access to. Einstein, Ford, Carnegie, Clinton, Bush, Obama - the list goes on - they all had help from one secret society of another.

Secret societies are also called Brotherhoods for a reason. Once you become a member you swear allegiance to the Brotherhood and promise to serve them before ANYTHING else. This is very important to understand, because it means that the President of the United States swore an allegiance to serve the Brotherhood BEFORE he serves the country. With other words, the Brotherhood owns him and ultimately decides what he should or shouldn't do. You are in the hands of the higher rank members of the secret society you're signed up with, and this becomes more obvious the higher up their ladder you climb.

One very important purpose with a secret society is to help other members and have an exchange of secret information - if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. On a very high level, from where the powers-that-be operate, various esoteric and powerful information is exchanged so that these "special" people, almost always of the certain 13 Bloodlines, can reach the goals that they decide for themselves and others. So much for the "American Dream" where all are supposed to have a chance to become rich and powerful in the land of opportunities if we put our minds to it. This, of course, is just an illusion and will not happen unless you are "one of them" and go to the "right schools". Every once in a while, some "common person" slips through the crack and actually becomes something big on his/her own, WITHOUT help from the Brotherhood, but this is very unusual. Even if so, you are not very likely to keep your success if you in any way step on the feet of the powers-that-be. If you do, they will destroy you or your wealth.

If you are considered "harmless" they may let you get away with it just to "prove" that anyone can make it in the United States. The truth is that this person of the people who actually made it, did it despite the efforts from the Brotherhood to make it almost impossible.
This is how the world is, and has always been, set up. A few people in power have access to some very secret spiritual (and other kind of) knowledge which gives them the privilege to step a hundred miles ahead of us "common people", to make sure THEY keep the power, and they keep it within their bloodlines.

Usually, "common" people are welcome to apply for membership in secret societies and are sometimes accepted, but 98% or so are just "foot people", a face outwards toward the society and never reach the top, where the true secret knowledge is taught for the "worthy". Therefore, it's just smoke and mirrors for most members, and on the surface the secret societies serve as charity organizations, or help organizations to show the world that they are indeed benevolent and there is nothing to fear. It's a perfect front, but now that front is breaking more and more as the real truth about these societies comes out in the open.

Also important to mention is that there are benevolent secret societies as well, that were created as opposed to the Brotherhood controlled by the 13 Bloodlines. These "friendly" societies were created to keep THEIR intentions and knowledge away from the 13 Bloodlines, especially during times when oppression has been severe, like in the Dark Ages for example. These benevolent secret societies still exist, but are now more and more coming out in the open due to the necessity to do so. We live in a very special time, and some of these more friendly oriented societies will come out and teach mankind some very important spiritual lessons. Keep your eyes and ears open and you will soon know about them!

Research points in the direction that an "Alien Agenda" is on the Government's table as one among many other options to ring in a One World Government and a One World Dictator. They want to create an 'outside threat', a fake Alien Invasion, so that the countries of this world will be willing to unite as ONE, to fight the 'threat' from outer space. If this succeeds, the Illuminati Goal is completed. This is what we are getting prepared for in mass media right now, where they report more UFO sightings than perhaps ever before. Although there is evidence of ET societies visiting us on this planet, both benevolent and malevolent in nature, their agendas are not what I am talking about here. The UFOs people see are a mix of both government vehicles and alien ships, but if there is an alien threat being presented by the government (including holograms of spaceships in the sky) we are not talking about an alien invasion, but an attempt to scare the world population into uniting so they can ring in the final step of their World Order once and for all.

The truth is; in the background, throughout all history, secret societies have been working without most people being aware of their importance and influence! The original Brotherhood of the Snake soon split up into cults, when certain people on top were in disagreement with each other. Different powers of control developed, where they fought against each other internally (which still is the case today), out of sight from an ignorant population. They invented the different religions and sects and cults so man would be busy doing something else instead of looking into what the Brotherhood actually was doing. They put themselves in charge of the churches to entrap people and to spread conflicts between different belief systems. Most wars throughout history, like most people know, have been religious wars.

Out of the original Brotherhood, Freemasonry, the Rosicrucian's, The Knights Templar, Ordo Templi Orientis, Knights of Malta, Skull & Bones and more were created. Some people may object and say that Freemasonry, for example, is a charity organization and even a Christian society. Yes, that's what we're told and that is what most members of the secret society believe. The vast majority of people involved are good people, who are ignorant of what is practiced on the highest levels; unaware of that up there in highest places is worship of the dark forces, practiced in very dark rituals, including human sacrifice. Their God is Satan, which they claimed as Lord of This World (and perhaps this whole sector of the Universe), and their interaction and control are the keys to what is happening in the world of today.

There is a totally different struggle going on above people's heads than we are aware of, and this struggle affects our lives every day, and not in a good way, I may add. You can see the results all around you. Only because the human race is basically loving and caring, we still have decency in this world. But planet Earth has truly become much more negative than positive thanks to the powers-that-be and our own ignorance and inability to stop this from happening. Too many times we have looked the other way.

The Bilderbergers

One of the most powerful front groups of the Illuminati, which also works as a secret society in itself, is the Bilderberg Group. This is a group which was created in the beginning of the 50's by Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands (former SS-officer) and the Polish socialist Joseph Retinger, one of the founders of the European movement. These two persons decided meetings on a regular basis for the European foreign-ministers.
Their first meeting occurred in Hôtel Bilderberg in the Dutch Oosterbreck between the 29-31 of May 1954, thus the name of the group.

The core of the group consists of an Elite of people, counted to 39, called the Steering Committee. They are not elected and was originally led by Prince Bernhard, a close friend to the British Crown. Since 1954, meetings have been arranged at least once a year on different locations each time - very secret. The members are around 120 persons from the high finance circles of Western Europe, the US and Canada. Although the meetings are very hidden and nothing, or very little leaks to the international media (which is natural, as most of the Media Moguls are Bilderbergers; so much for free press).

Invited are also political leaders from different countries. Their flight-tickets are paid by the Committee, and there is free food and drinks etc. The purpose of the group is a World Government by the year 2012 and a global army through the UN. The take-over is partly planned to involve computers. The Bilderberg Group is also called the "invisible world government". Because of the character of the meetings it is clearly bribery on the behalf of the politicians who are taking part. Here they are suggested to betray their own countries by selling out their sovereign states to the EU and American Union against the Constitutions of the countries they represent, thus deceiving their own people ... This is what many of our elected politicians secretly are doing behind our backs - it is Treason at the best.

Information has occasionally leaked after these meetings. Insiders have reported what has been decided behind people's backs to destroy their countries. The credibility of these leaks are high due to that the information we have managed to receive in secret has more often than not showed to be accurate, because the events planned by the Bilderbergers have later happened, and the Media, which was present at the meetings, said nothing to warn us of coming events.

The Trilateral Commission

The Trilateral Commission (click here for membership list), a semi-secret society, officially founded in June 1973 by David Rockefeller (Illuminati) and Zbigniew Brzezinski, "ZBig", (Illuminati and Barack Obama's sponsor and advisor), was created because the already established organizations, like the UN, were too slow in establishing a World Government. This commission consists of the industrial and commercial giants of the "trilateral nations"; USA, Japan and Western Europe. The members are all of the Elite, coming from different branches of Freemasonry world-wide to give the Bilderbergers a broader political basis. The 200 members are permanent and in this case different from the Bilderbergers, who are invited, except for the Steering Committee.

The Trilateral Commission controls through the Council on Foreign Relation (CFR) members (see below) the whole U.S. economy, politics, military, oil, energy and media lobbies. The members are chairmen of different companies, bankers, real estate agents, economists, scientists, lawyers, publishers, politicians, union leaders, presidents of Foundations and newspaper columnists.

If you still don't believe that these people want a World Government and destroy America and sovereignty in general, please read David Rockefeller's Biography, Memoirs [2002]. In this book he says, among a lot of other interesting things:

"For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."

The Council on Foreign Relation (CFR)
This semi-secret organization was established in 1971 and the members of this secret society are exclusively Americans and Canadians. Today the CFR[4] holds a tight control over the countries of the Western World, with help from sister-organizations and its mother-organization in Britain, the "Royal Institute of International Affairs" (RIIA), with Queen Elisabeth II at the top, her being one of the top Illuminatus on Earth. The CFR is in its turn controlled by the Rockefellers and also works for a Global Government. The inner core is the dark Order of Skull & Bones, where George HW Bush and George W Bush. are members, as well as John Kerry, the two latter both admitting to it in public interviews. Just click on their names, respectively, and watch the video clips for proof.

Now, when you have been briefed on the world situation as a whole, take your time to reflect and compare it to what's happening right now at the world stage. I'll be back with more in a bit..

Revisited..

2009-12-01T23:09:00.000+08:00

Testing 1..2.. new post is coming.. soon...

Khairy Jamaluddin: The Man With The Plan

2009-07-14T17:13:00.003+08:00

Hate him or Love him, this is the man to watch. Kenapa? because this man is reshaping the future of Malaysia, politically. This is just my opinion, but I do believe if he survives his test of leading UMNO Youth without relying on his PM Father-in-law like what we seem to label him before, he will be the one to unite us as Malaysian again. With his in-your-face approach, his flair and his ability to see and think ahead, for sure he injects new blood and definitely new style in his leadership. We lack young leaders like him, and I really hope that he's as good as his words on bringing the change.. Yes, before, I am not his fan, but I would like to really see his true self, and his worth.. Go Khairy..

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2009-05-06T12:43:00.002+08:00

Sangat-sangat busy lah sekarang.. baru lepas kena chicken pox, lepas tu trus ada ops bersepadu, last week pulak selection utk bolasepak dan futsal untuk SUKIM di Terengganu.. fuh, penat betul...

Rugi btul kena chicken pox time sudah tua2 ni.. habis muka berparut... Tapi ndapa, lama-lama baik juga tu..

TWILIGHT

2009-03-30T13:45:00.006+08:00

I am considered useless for almost one week. Every free time I've got was consumed by them. Every sleep I had been dreaming about them. I am the latest casualty of the Vampire and Wolf people.. and I blame my Cousin @dr3h.. hehee

Macam gila pulak aku rasa.. macam budak-budak pun ada.. lost in fantasy world. The only difference maybe is that I didnt fall in love with any character. I love the whole alternate universe. Read all of them twice. And sometimes in between dreams I dreamt extra chapters that wasn't in the book. Other times it's just different endings, different directions different character development. I never got so absorbed in a story the way this one got to me. I even got to the war that ends the Volturi's supremacy and The Cullens will forge a new Empire with the wolves. Lucu..lucu.. I cant understand much of this new obsession. Maybe this has always been what I need to read. Maybe it brings back the child in me, the make-believe world of sorts, and the positive, look-at-the-bright-side, good-will-always-win belief that almost lost within me... hehe...

So that's your cue, cuz, to let me in if u happen to come accross anything as exciting as this one...

WHAT THE F...

2009-03-30T12:24:00.005+08:00

This is about UMNO. I am not a political fanatic, nor did I even care about politics before. Hate to imagine it, but WHO CARES ANYWAY, RIGHT? AS LONG AS WE HAVE MONEY TO BURN, WE WILL ALWAYS BE IN THE VIP SECTION LAUGHING DOWN ON THOSE FOOLS THINKING THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH JUST A POCKET FULL OF DUST AND BROOM IN THEIR HANDS...

Bahasa Melayu - English = Kemajuan Bangsa dan Negara atau Bahasa Melayu + English = Kemajuan Bangsa dan Negara?

2009-03-17T12:03:00.003+08:00

Rasanya terpanggil untuk aku menyampaikan dan menulis mengenai topik ini. Secara jujurnya sebab utama aku ingin mengulas tentang topik ini adalah ekoran dari Demonstrasi menentang PPSMI baru-baru ini, yang secara ikhlasnya bagi pendapat aku amat mengejutkan. Terutamanya apabila salah seorang yang mengikuti demonstrasi ini adalah antara orang yang selama ini cukup aku hormati pemikirannya, A. Samad Said.

Antara sebab atau aku rasa lebih sesuai dilabelkan sebagai alasan mereka ialah 'pembunuhan Bahasa Melayu' dan 'majoriti rakyat menolak Matapelajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam English'. Persoalannya benarkah Bahasa Melayu akan 'terbunuh' dengan pelaksanaan PPSMI ini dan benarkah majoriti rakyat Malaysia atau orang2 Melayu menolaknya? Aku rasa persoalan ini haruslah dijawab oleh setiap individu yang merasa diri mereka Rakyat Malaysia, Orang Melayu, mahupun Bumiputera Sabah dan Sarawak sendiri. Blogku ini cukuplah untuk mengutarakan pendapatku sendiri sahaja.

Apakah impian setiap rakyat, sama ada Melayu, bukan Melayu, atau Bumiputera Sabah dan Sarawak ini bila berkaitan dengan masa depan Negara Malaysia ini? Aku tidak boleh jawab untuk mereka, tapi bagi aku ialah melihat Negara ini maju, berdikari, dan kuat, dalam ertikata lain, aku mahu Malaysia pada satu masa nanti tidak perlu gusar akan tekanan negara-negara maju, dihormati kerana pencapaian-pencapaian Ekonomi, Teknologi, dan penguasaan ilmu dalam bidang-bidang yang luas. Jadi apakah salahnya belajar Sains dan Matematik dalam Bahasa Inggeris? Mungkin bagi bidang sastera, penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris boleh dikatakan tidak relevan, tetapi sekurang-kurangnya untuk kedua-dua matapelajaran Sains dan Matematik ianya agak penting.

Mungkin ada pihak yang akan berhujah, kalau setakat mahukan penguasaan Bahasa Inggeris tidak perlulah ajar Sains dan Matematik dalam Bahasa Inggeris. Aku bukanlah orang yang pandai untuk membuat penjelasan dan huraian, tapi disitulah mereka-mereka ini membuat kesilapan yang besar. Pandai Bahasa Inggeris bukan bermakna orang itu akan automatik boleh jadi saintis, kerana bukanlah bahasa Inggeris itu yang menjadi masalahnya, tetapi istilah, terma, jargon (apakah terjemahan Bahasa Melayu untuk jargon?) untuk bidang itu yang akan memberi masalah dan menentukan tahap penguasaan kita dalam ilmu itu. Untuk mempelajari dan menguasai sesuatu ilmu, rasionalnya kita mesti belajar dahulu bahasa ilmu itu. Setelah kita berjaya menguasai ilmu-ilmu ini, dan menghasilkan pakar-pakar yang tidak terbilang banyaknya, barulah kita boleh secara perlahan-lahan menghasilkan istilah, terma, dan jargon-jargon kita dalam Bahasa Ibunda kita. Mungkin ramai pelajar Matematik Tambahan di zaman aku sekolah boleh jawab soalan mengenai Sisihan Piawai, tapi bila diajukan soalan mengenai Standard Deviation akan terkebil-kebil, sedangkan ia adalah benda yang sama cuma dalam bahasa yang berbeza. Tiada masalah bagi aku sekiranya kita menterjemah ilmu itu ke dalam bahasa kita sendiri, Bahasa Melayu hatta Bahasa Brunei atau Dusun sekalipun, tapi sekiranya kita berfikir, apakah kegunaannya? tidak praktikal di masa sekarang kerana firma-firma yang menjalankan kajian untuk menghasilkan teknologi ataupun produk berasaskan sains tidak akan bertanya dan berkomunikasi dengan Bahasa Melayu atau Brunei atau Dusun dsb. Maka apa yang kita harus buat? bagi aku aku akan belajar ilmu itu dalam bahasa yang memudahkan aku untuk mempraktikkannya kemudian.

Ada juga pihak yang mempertahankan golongan pendemonstrasi ini dengan menggunakan Jepun, Perancis, Jerman dan beberapa negara Eropah yang lain. Mereka mengatakan negara-negara ini tidak perlu belajar sains dalam Bahasa Inggeris untuk jadi negara maju. Ini adalah kurang tepat. Kenapa? cubalah lihat jurnal-jurnal sains antarabangsa yang ditulis oleh saintis-saintis terkemuka Jepun, Perancis dan Jerman, Bahasa apakah yang mereka gunakan untuk menerbitkan jurnal mereka? Cuma kelebihan mereka ialah kerana mereka sudah begitu maju, maka untuk penemuan-penemuan terbaru di peringkat awal, mereka boleh memilih untuk menulis dalam bahasa mereka agar orang bangsa lain tidak faham. Walaubagaimanapun, sebelum mereka boleh buat begitu, mereka juga mempelajari Sains dan Matematik dalam Bahasa Ilmu setiap bidang untuk menguasai ilmu itu, berpuluh-puluh malah beratus tahun dahulu.

Pendapatku, tidak payahlah menentang, tidak rugi belajar dalam Bahasa Inggeris kerana sehebat manapun orang Melayu atau apa2 bangsa dalam bahasa Inggeris, dia tetap tidak akan melupakan bahasa ibundanya. Contoh? jangan tengok jauh, ambil sahaja orang-orang India dan Cina, kita paksa mereka belajar dalam bahasa Melayu dari kecil dalam majoriti matapelajaran, sehingga ramai dari mereka yang mendapat keputusan cemerlang dalam Matapelajaran Bahasa Melayu di peringkat menengah, dan ramai juga bilangan mereka yang memasuki fakulti sastera di universiti-universiti tempatan. Lupakah mereka Bahasa ibunda mereka?.. tidak kan?.

Jadi dari membuang tenaga dan sel-sel otak untuk buat penentangan dan demonstrasi jalanan, lebih baik mereka berusaha memikirkan bagaimana PPSMI boleh dipertingkatkan dari segi kaedah pelaksanaannya, bagaimana pelaksanaan yang sesuai agar tiada pihak yang tersisih dan terpinggir dari mencapai kemajuan diri dan penguasaan ilmu. Otak yang baik seperti A. Samad Said dan cerdik-cerdik pandai lain seperti bekas Profesor Sains UKM tu lebih berguna sekiranya digunakan untuk memikirkan bagaimana untuk upgrade PPSMI dan memberi faedah kepada semua rakyat Malaysia umumnya dan orang Melayu khususnya, daripada menyertai demonstrasi yang akan downgrade kita semua di mata dunia.

Takkan Melayu Hilang Di Dunia, Tapi apa gunanya tidak hilang di dunia kalau jadi bangsa yang mundur, lemah, berpecah belah, berfikiran sempit, tidak memberi kesan kewujudannya, memilih untuk sentiasa merungut dan buat demonstrasi jalanan? Lebih Baik Melayu Dihapuskan Dari Mukabumi Dari Jadi Bangsa Yang Memalukan dan tidak Relevan. Nasib baik aku Orang Brunei, hehehe

Book Reading

2009-03-17T10:26:00.004+08:00

During my recent visit to KL, I managed to spend some time to go into MPH bookstore, to reindulge my former passion, reading. I bought 5 books, from authors Robert Ludlum (my all time favorite writer) and Stephanie Meyer. I finished reading all but one. Here's the book list:

ROBERT LUDLUM'S THE BOURNE LEGACY - this book tells the story of the infamous spy/assassin Jason Bourne/David Webb, sometime after the Ultimatum, he's living as Professor Webb, an English Lecturer. He's trying to forget his other identity as Bourne and lead a happy and peaceful life with his wife and two children. But it seems that everything conspired against him ditching Bourne from his life...

ROBERT LUDLUM'S THE JANSON DIRECTIVE - This one also tells a story about Paul Janson a retired Spy/assassin, recalled to action for the last time only to realize that he was being used as a tool and framed for the crime, resulting the CIA to order a death sanction and other Intelligence Agency worldwide against him. The plot and twist of this story was so thrilling. It's Classic Ludlum.

ROBERT LUDLUM'S THE LAZARUS VENDETTA - This book is about terrorism beyond what we ever imagined, the danger of man abusing the wonder of technology, and the clever and almost perfect planning by the Lazarus Movement, only to be foiled by Covert-One's Colonel Jon Smith..

ROBERT LUDLUM'S THE SCORPIO ILLUSION - Havent finished this one, but basically its about a woman named Amaya Bajarrat, a very cunning, very dangerous one, master of creating diversion, illusion, with an arm in almost every government and organization. A woman whose motto is 'Death to all authority'...

STEPHANIE MEYER'S TWILIGHT - This one was a pleasant surprise for me. Seen the movie before, and this is wayyy better. Actually regret of not buying all series of the Twilight Saga. When I was at the bookstore I was contemplating on having the complete Saga (New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, is it all?) but finally chose to buy just Twilight.

I have rediscovered my lost passion, but my wife already complaining that I'm always with a book.. hehehe.. She even asked "am I boring you already?" hehe..

My Holidays

2009-03-11T17:01:00.002+08:00

Hi all, been quite a while since I wrote anything significant in this realm of my thoughts.. well I been busy with work, and other stuff that occupied so much of my time.

I just wanna give y'all some update about my recent holidays with my better half. We went to KL with obviously different things in our minds-I would like to just enjoy my day off and relax, Maya on the other hand wanna go on a shopping frenzy. But it turned out that none of us were really satisfied on the outcome, and I blame it on our lack of planning, hehe..

First day (its actually an evening) we arrived, Merina my sil picked us up at the airport and we sped off to have chicken rice at Bukit Bintang. I ate 2 sets of those!.. then we went back to the house, at Taman Maluri. About the house, it was so conveniently located just outside KL, took just 5 minutes to go to Bukit Bintang, and about 10 to KLCC (via the new highway, and of course without the traffic jam la). Then we made a decision that will affect the rest of our days, a poor one, at that too.. We decided to visit KL's club scene, and believe me when I say it's just inappropriately timed, not that we didnt have a good time at The Loft KL, honestly we did, but at the expense of our energy..

Next morning(if u can consider 1.00pm as morning!) we woke up with that soreness in our bodies, the kind that you get after you went jogging for 10 miles.. but that didnt stop My Better Half from her frenzies.. while I just mostly sat down and fought off my hangover and soreness. There's something a lil' bit strange tho' in this recent holidays, even though my wife still got that shopping frenzy, she managed to avoid the 'usual' places that we frequently visit while we dated, and I'm sooo relieved even though I was wondering inside. She didnt even stop at any of the LVs, Pradas, and even at Pavilion, the only frightening time for me was when she just went in the Coach store and looked at the bags, but didnt buy em.. anyways, call me cheap but I am so glad.. hehe..

So where did she satisfy her thirst for shopping, you might ask? Its in Times Square, where the price hovers around 25 ringgits and no more than 100s. Tapi, even begitu pun, baju2 and the bags and whatever that ladies bought in their shopping spree, translated into 2 big boxes, hehe, girls will be always be girls.. I on the other hand was not planning to shop, but she finally convinced me to buy one Polo shirt and 2 bottles of my favorite perfume Carolina Hererra 212 and Dunhill Desire Blue.

We did have the chance to spend some time with Mibol, my youngest sister. Even planned to make her stay with us in Maluri but unfortunately she's having her BTN the next day.. so maybe next time la, we'll bring her shopping and have fun together..

Well this is it for this time, time constraint bah.. see you...

Update

2009-02-19T09:56:00.002+08:00

Sorry, lama tidak update. Agak sibuk juga sekarang. Dengan program-program Enforcement yang sangat padat, susah mo cari masa update..

23/2/2009 Bermula Ops Bersepadu Wilayah Sandakan
26/2/2009 Bercuti ke Kuala Lumpur seminggu bersama Isteri Tersayang..

Akan diupdate selepas balik dari bercuti...

P/S: Selamat Hari Ulangtahun kepada semua yang lahir di bulan Februari dan Selamat Hari Kekasih..

Get Back

2009-02-05T13:28:00.006+08:00

Tagged by @dR3h..

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. You must write that song name down NO MATTER HOW silly it sounds.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.5. Put this on your journal/blog.

The results:

1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” … you say?
Cry me a river- Justin Timberlake
(hehe, let's think about it, if Maya is trying a new pair of shoes and asks my opinion, would this be my answer?)

2. How would you describe yourself?
Me Love - Sean Kingston
(apa ni? wakaka)

3. What do you like in a girl?
Tattoo - Jordin Sparks
(Huh? the only tattoed girl I've ever been with was Jill, hehe..seriously this is wayyyy off my real answer..wakaka)

4. How do you feel today?
Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown feat T-Pain
( hmmm.. hujan jak ni hari dari kemarin, bukan mo kiss kiss tapi mo huggy huggy bah)

5.What is your life’s purpose?
Act a fool - Ludacris
(I don't think this is my life's purpose at all)

6. What is your motto?
I don't give a Fuck - Lil' Jon Ft Mystikal & Krayzie Bone
(sorry no vulgarity intended, my music player did that)

7. What do your friends think of you?
Low - Flo-Rida ft. T-Pain
(Shitttt...my music player seems to mock me..)

8. What do you think of your parents?
Next episode - Dr. Dre ft Snoop Dogg
(Hmmmm)

9. What do you think about very often?
Berikan aku Cinta - Ungu
(hehehe, maybe this is right)

10. What is 2 + 2?
Grillz - Nelly ft Paul Wall
(what's the connection between number 4 and something you put inside ur mouth?)

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Big Girls Don't Cry (remix) - Fergie ft Sean Kingston
(???)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Izinkan Ku Pergi - Kaer
(No..No.. No..)

13. What is your life story?
Gimmi That - Chris Brown
(gimmi that and gimme this.. yes thats my life story grabbing and fighting for something i really want)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
London Bridge - Fergie
(what?? why do I want to be a bridge?)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Spaghetti Songs - Sexbomb Girls
(heheh.. this song is funny, and sexy as well, maybe it means i think of cheerful things, kan?)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
No One - Alicia Keys
(Hmm but my recent wedding didnt involve dancing in it, maybe the next one la.. hahaha..just kidding, sayang)

17. What will they play at your funeral?
With You - Chris Brown
(yay.. they miss me so much that their thought will always be with me, and some of them DO want to be with me in death..maybe my sayang la tu kan..)

18.What is your hobby/interest?
The Final Countdown - Europe
(hmmm)

19. What is your biggest fear?
Just a Friend - Too Phat
(maybe to hear something like "Sayang don't worry, he's just a friend".. get it?)

20. What is your biggest secret?
Last Night - P. Diddy ft Keyshia Cole
(hehe, of course what i did last night is a secret, but not my biggest secret la)

21. What do you think of your friends?
Jump Around - House of Pain
(some of them do jump around, friendly in time of joy but missing when u're in need)

22. What will you post this as?
Get Back - Ludacris
(Yeah lets get back to reality coz most of these answers were bogus and wayy off target..)

This was supposed to be funny, but then again I don't think it is that funny, but this is my first time doing this tag thingy so y'all kinda have to cut me some slack la kan..

Something for The Future..

2009-02-03T15:13:00.003+08:00

Been hunting for a house to call my own, after weeks of choosing the right one, finally We decided to buy an Apartment in Bandar Utama Sandakan. Utama Court 2, a 3 Bedrooms 2 bathrooms 8 storey apartment (elevator, of course), with 1145 sq.ft of built area. It's all about the location and future development. From the Main Project Proposal, Bandar Utama will be the next Hub for Sandakan. With a 5 star Hotel and Shopping Mall in progress, Giant Hypermarket, Stadium (Football and Rugby Field), Olympic sized Swimming Pools, I can't refuse the temptation to own an adress in Sandakan's Premier Location. Paid the booking fee already and now in progress of arranging the Sale & Purchase Agreement and bank loan. This is surely one for the future...

You Have an ASSIGNMENT!!

2009-02-02T13:24:00.004+08:00

Lately my wife been hinting about having a baby.. Well, hehe I have nothing against being a daddy, in fact I would love to see a mini version of me running around the house creating havoc for Maya and I. But I would like you (daddys and mummys) the reader of my state of mind to give me any advice on what to expect, and the do's and dont's. Doesnt even matter the pros and cons, I want every advice I can get my hands on.. so I can be prepared for the unknown (I know nobody can get prepared enough for this).

So that's your assignment folks...

See ya..

Futsal..

2009-01-28T11:38:00.003+08:00

Last weekend me and my boys went to KK to participate in State level Futsal tournament (for my Department). We sent 2 teams from Sandakan, Mabuhay FC and Narkoba FC. I was the captain for Mabuhay FC. Both teams progressed well through group stages, Us being the Group A Champion and Narkoba second in Group B. But it was unfortunate for me when I was badly injured (my ankle got twisted in 3rd group match and then in final group match the tactic used by our opponent was to eliminate me from the game, being the playmaker and to stop me from distributing nice passes to Raihan, the most feared shooter in the tournament). I almost cried not just because of the pain, but mostly because I can't bear to watch the rest of my teammates played and struggled beyond their limit to defend our 2 goals lead and eventually win, getting us through to quarter finals.

In quarter finals match against the favorite team (seeded 1st in the tournament) which consist of state players, I was sidelined because I can barely walk, but when we were 2 goals down with just 4 minutes to go, I braved myself and tied my futsal boots so tight that I felt numb so I can bear the tremendous pain. I told the manager to please let me play, and as soon as I got inside the court, I have managed to change the flow of our game. I managed to orchestrate a very nice move and slide a piercing through pass for Isa to score. 2-1 was the score and 1 minute to go.. my right ankle was so painful and almost gone, and I guess its just the spirit and will to win that keep me going. I run like hell all over the court, hustling the opponent and suddenly the ball was at my feet, I dunno how, but I did my magic and Goall!! the score was 2-2 just a few second before the final whistle, and I dropped to the ground, unable to withstand the pain, I cant even move my right leg without screaming. The match ended in a 2-2 draw full time. It came down to penalty shoot-out and I didnt get to be replaced. The rules said only the players inside the court can take penalty, that means I have to kick the ball with literally one good foot left. How can I, seriously, kick a ball when I can barely stand up? So we lose by 1 penalty kicks, every players scored except me (because I cant kick the ball, remember?) I guess it just wasnt our day..

But that wasnt the worse, Narkoba FC also got through to Quarter Finals, draw 2-2 and lose by flip of a 20 cents coin. That was so ridiculous, not to be sore losers but hey, is it fair to determine the fate of a team with a 20 cents coin, when you could think of at least ten other ways to conclude a game?.. U can recycle the penalty kickers until one of them misses, there is also sudden death extra time, but seems like the advantage was given to the home teams.. well it just wasnt our tournament to win, but most of the spectators, neutrals especially admitted both Mabuhay and Narkoba deserved to go further. Guess which team won the tournament, the team that beat us was the champ and the team that beat Narkoba was 2nd..

Next time will be different.. be sure of it. We are now the force to be reckoned with..

Pertempuran Berdarah 2009

2009-01-20T12:01:00.004+08:00

Well, one of my 2009 resolution is to stay low keyed in some areas, especially violence. But what can I say? sometimes even how hard you try to avoid trouble, it tries even harder to find you.. this is my story..

Selamat Pengantin Baru..

2009-01-19T16:46:00.005+08:00

One day last week time balik kerja tiba2 ternampak satu kad jemputan kahwin atas meja: Pn. Maya dan suami. So aku buka la tengok siapa yang kawin.. Written on the inside Kartini Abdullah dan Muhaizad bin Ahmad Mustapha.. nikahnya di Taman Mawar 17 Januari 2009, dan majlis persandingannya pula di Sanbay Hotel 18 Januari (semalam) jam 7 malam. Anda recognize siapa Muhaizad bin Ahmad Mustapha? dia lebih dikenali dengan nama glamornya Ako Mustapha. Majlis nikahnya hari tu dihadiri juga oleh Encik Cip Kodok iaitu Afdlin Shauki himself, tapi kejap jak la.. time sanding cip tiada datang.. aku pun ndak datang masa sanding tu sebab training futsal untuk tournament di KK Ahad ni.. Maya jak yang pigi, menurut Maya nda juga berapa meriah majlis tu.. meriah lagi majlis kami di sabah Hotel last year.. sempat jugalah Maya ambil gambar kenangan dengan pengantin malam semalam.. Mungkin majlis tu sederhana sebab Ako nda mau kecoh2.. apa2pun selamat pengantin baru...

Bah, sampai sini la dulu celoteh hari ni.. see you when I see you guys.. bye.

**edited for anonimousity..

Goodbye 2008, Hello 2009

2009-01-02T09:42:00.005+08:00

Selamat tinggal 2008, tahun yang banyak kenangan suka dan duka bagi aku. Kepada reader blog ni, I'm sorry for all the wrong things I've done, directly or indirectly.. hope this year akan bring more happiness, health and wealth for all of us..

Ok, sebelum aku merapu banyak, I know I have somekind of 'hutang' with y'all, about the stories I promised to tell y'all.. hehe.. Sorry too much was goin' on that I can't seem to find the time to write. I don't think it matters anymore (basi plak sudah rasanya).. But I'll just fill you in with my original points, minus the elaborate storytelling that I was supposed to do.. hehe...

1. Pierre Andre- I think this guy was one of the most talented people in Malaysia, nuff said.
2 Myvi - Accident hari tu, ada macik ni anaknya kawin di rumah sebelah, jadi dia parking siring jalan, time aku limpas, nda lagi meninguk2 trus dia buka pintu.. next thing I know 'kprasck!!' luckily I dint crash into her.. but its okay now.
3. proton MSX - Super 3.0 SUV (almost like Caldina in appearance) a Proton-Lotus concept car, with reported ability to accelerate at the pace of 0-100 in only 5+ second and top speed 250km/h.. what do u think?
4. Hari IM***N Malaysia - Everything went well, I was the Emcee for Majlis Perhimpunan and the Sabah Hotel Dinner (this one had to replace Mr. Ismail Wahab at the last minute). The State Director seems Pleased with us.. so I guess its kinda OK..
5. Tawau - Busy btul schedule kami di Twu, kami konvoi dari sandakan dalam 20 kereta, sampai Tawau petang 26hb..

*alamak.. nanti aku edit lagi.. ada pula kerja lagi.. tunggu...

Preview

2008-12-22T10:21:00.004+08:00

Ada banyak mo ditulis, tapi masa nda cukup.. nantilah bila sudah ada free, aku update...

Antara yang akan diperkatakan..

1. Pierre Andre
2. Myvi Memphis ku accident (warrrggghhh!!!!!)
3. Proton MSX baru
4. Hari I***n Malaysia peringkat Sabah
5. Liverpool
6. Drag race Tawau 27/12/08

bah nantikan sija ceritaku.. aku mo pigi atur dulu kerita myviku yg kasian..

Update, Update...

2008-12-15T09:45:00.007+08:00

Been a long time since I've last penned (or rather, keyed) out my thoughts.. maybe some have already begin to wonder if I'm still alive. Well I am, hehe.. just I was so busy with work that I have no time to write.

First I want to wish my sister Sabrinah Happy Birthday. She just turned 30 on December 10th. Also My cuz MH yang celebrate hari ulangtahun pada 6th December. Harijadi yang amat bermakna untuk my Sis Rina sebab pada masa yang sama she's also pregnant. Jaga kesihatan, jangan terlampau stress. Maya and myself are expecting our second niece/nephew. Juga Congrats utk Zhaf atas pertunangannya. Moga jodoh berkekalan dan bahagia ke akhir hayat.

I'm not feeling so well this recent weeks, kena demam lepas tu batuk yang macam nda pandai mo baik, geram betul rasanya bila batuk ni. Malas pula mo pigi klinik, sebab susah juga mo makan ubat ikut schedule bah, mesti miss especially tengahari.

Baru-baru ni bila tengok cermin rasa risau pula meninguk perut yang makin lemak dan berkrim ni.. Ramai kawan-kawan cakap memang gini kalau suda kawin..tapi ish.. nda best bah. Baru muscle2 pun (bukan besar pun muscle) sudah start lembut, ni perkembangan yang nda best ni.. Jadi sekarang aku exercise la tiap-tiap hari, Push up 100 kali sehari, sit up 100 juga. Angkat Dumbell pun 50 setiap belah tangan. Dalam sebulan lagi upgrade pigi 200/200/100. Mesti jaga fitness ku, kalau nda nanti payah pula mo mengejar penjahat.. hehe. Tapi jogging ni yang aku nda sempat ni.. ndapalah, start this week aku join membership Indahjaya Recreation Club, jadi malam pun aku boleh pigi swimming, pigi gym, exercise sana. Lagipun dekat ja sama rumah, convenient mo pigi ikut my own time.

I got greenlight from my boss to revive my department's Football Club. I already have all sort of plans to get the club going, not just playing football, but also to organize trips, outstation trips, maybe to Poring ka, Climb Mount Kinabalu ka, visit Tawau n Lahad datu as well as KK and have friendly matches with them. I am also in the middle of negotiating with some Spas to get the best deal so I can get my team to enjoy and relax once every two month. I hope this can fire up their spirit and motivate them to fully take part in my training and match programs. I have high expectations for this team. Thanks to the boss for noticing, hehe. I think this is due to the recent inter-section futsal tournament that me and my enforcement staff have succesfully organized. Guess who win? of course la kami di enforcement, kan aku kapten team enforcement.. (masuk bakul angkat pakai kren plak aku). We won the final 9-2 against team Pintu Masuk (airport n pelabuhan). Team HQ batu 7 got 3rd Place.. I'm being diplomatic by refusing to accept the Best Player award and recommend to give it instead to Mr. Isa from Team Pintu Masuk (kasi naik semangat durang beb).. Timbalan Ketua Pengarah I*** Malaysia will present the prize to winners on the 20th at sabah Hotel, Sandakan in conjunction with Hari I*** Malaysia which Sandakan will host this year.

Speaking about Hari I***n Malaysia this 18-20th December, I'm gonna have my hands full again this week because I am directly involved in organizing the Hari Keluarga I****, which will be held at Rainforest Discovery Centre, Sepilok. Phew.. hope me and my team can do it well and impress the big bosses (Pengarah I***n Sabah, Timbalan Pengarah and most importantly Timbalan Ketua Pengarah I***n Malaysia). This is also part of my bid to get noticed by the big bosses so I can progress well through the hierarchy.. Wish me luck ya?

Oklah.. I'll pause for a while now.. will be back to bring all y'all insights of my life again next time. so until then, later folks..

The Eve of my Conscience

2008-11-14T10:28:00.003+08:00

Tonight exactly at 0001 hrs, I'll be celebrating my 29th Birthday. Phew, how time flies!! I still have flashes of how things were so carefree and easy, how my parents always took care of things for me, how my mum always remind me of responsibility, and now, I'm somebody's husband, Im the man of my house.

Come to think of it, it's so easy to get off track in life, even with your family around to help you get trough all the ups and downs. Well, I'm the best example. I'm not the best of son or brother to my family, I'm not perfect, as does each and everyone of us, but my life journey is what you can call twisted. I still remember being a disappointment to my family, even a total disgrace is what I was. I flunked my tertiary education, bad one at it, I lied, deceived and broke the hearts of people who loved me. I lived in with my girlfriend in the same neighbourhood with my family, I have disregarded their feelings, but still they stood by me. I truly love all of you, especially my Mum, for it. I can't imagine how broken she must've felt to see her only son disgrace her to the highest level. Mum, I'm sorry and thank you for your incomparable patience and endless prayers, I'm sorry for all the tears you shed for and because of me. I love you so much. Same goes to my sisters, I know all of you felt the pain all those years seeing your brother inhumane madness. But now, I've changed, and thanks to all of you for giving me the time and chance to be who I am today. And mostly I Thank The Almighty for the Mercy, the Light, the Guidance, and the Divine Intervention You sent to wake me and change me to be a better slave, son, brother and now, a husband. I can't say enough to express how I truly appreciate everything.

If I have only one day left to live, I'll say that I lived my life and I tasted the bitter and swallowed it with pride, knowing that you, my family stood by me and I'll stand by you until the end. I love all of you.

Congratulations!

2008-11-14T10:09:00.002+08:00

Just a quick congratulations to my cousins Hanis and Onie for getting 4A's in their UPSR. You Go Girls!!

I Realized

2008-11-12T12:12:00.004+08:00

I realized something today

i realized the sun and moon

i realized the heavens and earth

and i realized you

I realized the truth

i realized that i love you

i realized that this realization

this epiphany

this revelation

is forthcoming

is steadfast

and is beautiful

Sometimes more often than not

i look at you and see me

a reflection

and i feel beautiful

because you are beautiful

I crave your sensitive heart

pressed together

our hearts beat a synchronous beat

our admiration for one another

grows stronger with each one

I dont promise forever

or tomorrow

but i promise to love you

as long

as deeply

as unconditionally

as i can

for you are to me

the love i always knew existed

and im grateful

I asked God to send me

someone special

someone loving

someone beautiful

and God sent me you

From the heavens

came my angel

the salvager of

my soul

my trust

my devotion

my completion

my intention

is to learn with you

from you

all the ways of love

ancient to me

gone for so long

a rediscovery

of my heart's solitude

and contentment

lead me into temptation

For you are

to me

everything

everyone

be-all, end-all

the realization

of truth

Kita dan Pendatang

2008-11-11T15:53:00.004+08:00

Sekarang ni kalau kita tinguk di sekeliling kita, macam susah kita mau bezakan warganegara dengan bukan warganegara ni, telampau mix sudah. Walaupun masih ada yang pakai pasport atau langsung tiada dokumen, tapi jumlah mereka yang sudah di'regularisasi'kan pun makin meningkat. I don't mean to be 'racist' or 'prejudice', but this is something that we should take 2 minutes to think about..

Recently I went to Kg. Paris (somewhere between Kinabatangan and Lahad Datu) for a house to house inspection. Area ni kebanyakannya dihuni oleh masyarakat yang berasal dari negara jiran, dan aktiviti ekonomi di sini sebahagiannya pekerja ladang, dan peniaga (warung makanan dan kedai runcit). Apa yang aku mau cerita ni ialah suasana rumah atau perkampungan di sini yang terasa seakan-akan kita berada di negara jiran. Dalam rumah mereka, rata-rata mesti ada satu frame gambar pemimpin, and no, not Tunku Abd. Rahman or Tun Mahathir, it's President Soekarno's photo. Maybe we can understand their affection to this great leader of Indonesia, (How many of us hang a nicely framed photo of Tunku Abd. Rahman on our wall?) but my point is, some of these houses, yang tinggal di dalam memiliki Mykad sekeluarga. Mari kita fikir-fikirkanlah, seandainya (palis2 la) terjadi pergeseran antara negara kita dengan Indonesia, yang mana satu durang mau ikut?

Lain lagi dengan kitaran kawan-kawan di sekeliling, baru-baru ni aku dapat tau yang salah seorang kawan Biniku pun tiada dokumen yang teratur! masyaAllah, kalaula waktu dia ikut jalan2 dengan kami selama-lama ni tiba-tiba ada pemeriksaan dan kantoi, malunya aku tu.. aduh.. tapi yang peliknya parents nya ada pulak mykad.. susah mau komen ni, nanti kalau telampau komen lebih-lebih kena ISA pulak kita.. but I think this got sumthin to do with politics la.. kesian bah rakyat Sabah..

Apa-apa pun, harap-haraplah Sabah ni akan improved dari segi keselamatan dalam negeri dan semuanya, afterall, arent we one of the country's big purse? jadi jaga la orang kita.. jangan diketepikan orang sendiri sedangkan orang lain diutamakan..

Ndada ndada

2008-11-10T10:36:00.004+08:00

Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : “Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?”Lalu Abu menjawab, “Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!”. Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, “Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6″, Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, “Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?”. Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf “K” akhir dengan “A”, ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa
Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna “pink”, bila keluar lembik dan melekit?

Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?

Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Bersalaman
Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu
Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.

Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.

Abu: Khemah
Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.

Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.

Abu: Cincin perkahwinan
Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.

Abu: Hidung
Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah
Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a ‘F’ and end in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork
Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It’s longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname
Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata “Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah”.
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Hehe.. kalau anda pun ada fikiran yang sama dengan Pengetua tu, maknanya anda telah terdedah terlalu banyak dengan MTV dan filem2 Hollywood, hehe..

Bukan apa, semalam aku tinguk filem The Gameplan (lakonan The Rock), ndada juga la kaitan yang direct dengan post di atas, tapi oleh sebab wayang tu mengisahkan tentang The Rock yang baru sedar dia ada anak perempuan umur 8 tahun, dan watak anak dia tu betul2 mencuit hatiku, aku pun teringat la dengan budak2 sekarang dan kepintaran luarbiasa yang durang ada, maklumlah, generasi MTV semua, hehe.. ndak buli main2 dengan budak2 zaman sekarang, macam anak buahku si icha, jangan main2 dengan dia, kadang2 mamanya pun kalah sudah tu kalau bercakap sama dia, macam2 yang ditaunya. Contohnya haritu, bertengkar dengan mamanya pasal outerspace, hehe, luu juga bila anak yang kecil boleh cerita pasal outerspace lebih detail dari parentnya, siap mengasi fakta2 lagi yg mamanya nda tau.. ndak dapat aku imagine nanti kalau aku ada anak sendiri, macamana la tu gaya nya?

Tapi kadang2 aku berangan la juga kalau ada anak, aku actually prefer sepasang boy and girl, and preferably first child tu perempuan la (ada reason, tapi nda boleh la aku kasi tau, pasal ini strategic planning aku, hehe).. memang aku rasa berubah banyak la kali perangaiku ni.. nda taula.. aku punya affection sama budak ni sampai tahap Maya cakap gini; "Sayang takut aku kalau kita ada anak nanti sayang nda peduli aku". Jangan risau bah sayang tetap permaisuriku.. Tapi fikir2 kan, ada juga logiknya perasaan risau tu, sebab kalau ikut, anak ni darah kita, isteri/suami ni orang lain yang disatukan, jadi memang lain tu perasaan sayang kita sama anak banding dengan pasangan kita. Anak tu la sebenarnya yang patut dijadikan keutamaan, dan pada masa yang sama penguat ikatan suami-isteri.. kan?.. hehe, banyak la pula aku merepek ni.. oklah sampai jumpa lagi lain kali.. Salam untuk semua.

The Mute Has Spoken Part 2

2008-10-28T12:31:00.004+08:00

Lots of things happen these couple of weeks.. good and bad and something in between. First, the Civic just got a Faboulous new set of sport rims, thanks Abg Toto' for the hook-up, I'll treat you to a nice seafood dinner this 1st November, hehe.. I just received a call this morning from Maybank about the Caldina GTFour, if everything goes well maybe i'll be burning rubber on the new Sandakan Highway next week with 240hp 3sgte machine (wish me luck, people) hehe.. at last.

My sister Dayang was involved in an accident last saturday at dawn, I don't know much about it but from what I heard she was supposedly driving a car for her friend's wedding. Somewhere in Lahad Datu she mistook a corner for a stretch and it happened, the car swerved out of the road and went into a ravine, overturned and God knows what else, luckily she escaped with just a concussion (according to my sister Fiffy) Syukur Alhamdulillah for it could've been worse.. To Dayang, Please do be extra careful next time while driving especially in that condition (unfamiliar road and the bad timing). I hope the incident will make you be a better driver and do not lose confidence, it happen to the best of drivers, sis. 26th of October was my Sis Jaja's 27th Birthday, Happy birthday, may God bless you with a prosperous life and lifelong happiness, we love you, hugs and kisses to my cutie pie niece, Icha.

Somebody told me via a mediator that I should not get involved in any fights that doesnt concern me, man, is that a THREAT? Please tell that to my face you coward, don't hide and send anonymous threat to me, you know me, know where I always at, so come yourself and tell that to me asshole! If you can't even do that please keep my name out of your stinking mouth, kapeesh?.. I'm too rooted to be shaken with that tiny weeny so-called threat of yours. So what if you got a crew? you think I aint got a crew too? I just got this to say, if I bleed? you bleed too, so lets take it to the street and see who beats who..

Mr. Lollipop a.k.a Wan my bro, congrats for having a newborn babyboy Wan Farish Shirza a.k.a Loloipop, hehe.. I lost brother.. you the mannnn!! Don't forget my birthday 15/11 ok?..

And to end this post I as a newbie would like to ask something, how to attach that chatbox thingy?.. hehe.. Later folks.. Assalamualaikum and salam Sejahtera.. Chiaow..

stststs

2008-10-16T11:13:00.003+08:00

Honda Civic Yang Kasian..

2008-10-16T10:44:00.003+08:00

Just sent the Black Civic to Ah meng for some cementing and paintwork, plus the mugen spoiler will find its way back again at the rear bonnet, woohoo!!. Yesterday evening fixed the front bumper. So surprised to see that almost all the clips broken. No choice la, terpaksa rivet jak, coz it'll be pointless even to buy a new bumper. Kesian ni kereta, nda sampai 1 tahun tapi sandi suda, thanks to the driving skill of my lovely wife, Maya. Hmm, let me list down what happened to this car (if I can remember all, hehe)..

1. Sampai2 dr KL Maya langgar Sedap Corner, bumper blakang jatuh (begegar suara dlm fon mengasitau takut aku marah, ndakpa ba sayang, yang penting sayang ndak apa-apa)

2. Langgar divider time parking, habis scratch skirting depan mugen (baru aku pasang lagi tu nda sampai seminggu), yang ni ndaktau siapa buat, Maya ndak ngaku, bilangnya uncle Ah Loo yg kasi langgar.

3. Balik dari KK ada jalan gravel under construction, tiba-tiba ada batu besar penumbuk melayang dari sebelah jalan, habis bumper depan.

4. Maya pg beli barang di supermarket, pastu time balik, dia reverse terlanggar malaun yg double park di belakang, Camry baru.. terjatuh lagi bumper blakang..adui..

5. Maya bertelefon sambil drive, nda sempat brek terlanggar tembok, terus ternaik pigi atas tembok tu.. ni kali ndak buli selamat suda bumper, klip2 semua patah, bumper terjatuh pastu pecah lagi sikit dekat plate number.. nasib biniku ndak apa-apa..

6. Budak-budak nakal kasi calar kereta tu time parking dekat pasar,..memang kurang ajar la.. nasib baik nda kedapatan siapa yang bikin, kalau nda kasi patah2 tu jari durang.

Ish banyak la bah.. nda sudah aku teringat semua..too many to mention bah, tapi kalau sudah kluar cantik la balik tu kereta (hopefully)..Friday mo turun KK belikan Kasut baru (sport rim) utk Civic ni..hehe.

Susah jugak jaga kereta ni kalau driver tlampau starring.. tapi ndak ble salahkan Sayangku 100% jugak, dalam hati2 pun ada juga pendengki yang pi kasi calar.. kurang asam btul...

Sayang, Aku Cinta Padamu....

2008-10-15T10:14:00.004+08:00

Perasaanku tentang Perasaanku Kepadamu -Dewa 19, (Lagu untuk Mayasariku)

Hai Cinta, dengarkanlah
Aku ingin bicara
Tentang aku dan kamu
Tentang cintaku padamu
Aku memang laki-laki
Yang pernah mencintai
Seribu wanita dan misterinya
Tapi sekarang begitu berbeda
Denganmu aku merasakan Cinta yang lain

Bersamamu kumerasa cinta
Bersamamu ku merasa rindu
Bersamamu kubisa jatuh hati
Bersamamu kurasakan sesuatu
Yang tak pernah kurasakan sebelumnya

Ini hanya teriakan perasaanku
Tentang perasaan ku kepada dirimu
Yang semakin hari semakin menjadi jadi
Hatiku sudah memilih kamu menjadi
Separuh nafasku dan separuh jiwaku
Kamu menjadi bagian hidupku

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Sayang,
Maybe I don't say much about how I love you,
Maybe I don't do enough to show how I felt for you,
Maybe the Diamonds and the Vuittons ain't enough a clue,
But know this dear, I really-really love you, I do..

The Wait is Killing Me..

2008-10-10T12:29:00.003+08:00

Pheww.. the wait for 'IT' is really agonising.. hopefully it'll worth the wait.

I CANT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!

At Last The Mute Has Spoken Part 1

2008-10-10T10:18:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum and Salam Sejahtera. Praise be to the Almighty Creator, the Merciful Allah for the gift of life and everything that been all good in my life. Been lurking in the shadows of Bloggers realm for quite a while, holding my thoughts and peace. But now the Mute has spoken and thoughts will pour down like rain in November.

...To be continued